Top 10 Reasons Why Google Is Sexually Promiscuous
* Google is the ultimate web voyeur - it created Google Street View and Google Earth.
* There is such a thing as a Google orgy.
* Google is the most successful pimp operating legally. It earns a lot of commission from exposing websites to their drooling visitors.
* Google was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
* If you are not careful with your robots.txt GoogleBots will crawl all over you.
* Google is just a front for the animal love movement. [Google Link - Safe For Work]
* Google facilitates direct access to billions of pr0n images, videos and links via its search interface.
* Google’s followers are so sexually infatuated with it they even created a Google Church to worship it.
* Google is a regular at the gay pride parades ( not that there is anything wrong with that ).
* And finally, Google’s favourite website statistics tracking system is called Google Analytics.
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7 Responses to “Top 10 Reasons Why Google Is Sexually Promiscuous”
April 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
ROFL at #10 Analytics - I just threw up in my mouth a little. Good link bait.
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April 24th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Pretty good.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Interesting angle to take on it
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