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Top 10 Reasons Why Google Is Sexually Promiscuous

Posted on April 24th, 2008 by admin in Domain News | 7 Comments »

* Google is the ultimate web voyeur – it created Google Street View and Google Earth.

* There is such a thing as a Google orgy.

* Google is the most successful pimp operating legally. It earns a lot of commission from exposing websites to their drooling visitors.

* Google was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

* If you are not careful with your robots.txt GoogleBots will crawl all over you.

* Google is just a front for the animal love movement. [Google Link - Safe For Work]

* Google facilitates direct access to billions of pr0n images, videos and links via its search interface.

* Google’s followers are so sexually infatuated with it they even created a Google Church to worship it.

* Google is a regular at the gay pride parades ( not that there is anything wrong with that ).

* And finally, Google’s favourite website statistics tracking system is called Google Analytics.

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7 Responses to “Top 10 Reasons Why Google Is Sexually Promiscuous”

Mike, April 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

ROFL at #10 Analytics – I just threw up in my mouth a little. Good link bait.

damir, April 24th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

All I can state is What a GREAT post from a different perspective – WOOOW

Hazzan, April 24th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Pretty good.

Douglas, April 25th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Interesting angle to take on it

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#4 and the last one look like a real fit.

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